This pretty well sums it up. Watching it with two of my guy friends, the whole spectacle was just..icky. Unpleasant. And, what's even worse, kind of boring. A three-hour parade of "Women are castrating bitches! Now buy our stuff" just ain't fun. Even with Betty White getting tackled.
What's funny is that this (h/t Don Hall) covers some of the same turf, but is actually funny. I could explain why...but when you explain a joke, you ruin it.
Note to ad companies: just because I'm a guy, that doesn't mean, deep down inside, I hate and fear women and their icky, icky bits. Really. You know, how you can tell? I'm not a Republican. Ba-zing! Seriously, kids. Nut shots, funny. Mean to women, not funny. Even Alan Alda gets it:
UPDATE: What I said...but funnier.