...Need Not Apply

Shorter Terry Teachout: So you want to get reviewed

I cover a lot of theatre, all over the country, but I have only one rule: You have to be this high to ride this ride! Also: No Fat Chicks!

Update: I neglected my internet manners! H/T CFR*




*For uninitiated, that's Hat Tip to The Clyde Fitch Report. We are aware of all internet traditions.