Shorter David Mamet:
Why are all you black guys so angry all the time? After all us white guys have done for you, and maybe some Japanese guys this one time, all these years? You're just like a nagging, bitchy wife. And you know how us guys feel about nagging wives. (This guy knows what I'm talking about.) Why can't you just face the truth that you're not as good as us? It's okay.
Oh, and all good plays are just like my plays: a bunch of liars playing word games with each other. Have you seen Heist? Best. Movie. Ever.
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